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[Verse 1]
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Well I met this woman, she was hard as nails
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I think she'd just come out of the county jail
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But I loaned her some money, just to pay her rent
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If I would she would put me in her last will and testament

[Verse 2]
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Well I got lots of children, an ex-wife or two
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I never hear from them, 'till the bills are due
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The money I gave 'em, they already spent
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If I could just slip'em out, you've put me in that last will and testament

[Verse 3]
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You know I'm going over sixty, I'm older than most
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It won't be long now, I'll be nothing but a ghost
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My intentions, it's my intent
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To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament

[Guitar solo]
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[Verse 4]
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And when it's all over, they put you in the ground
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Send my belongings to the lost and found
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My intention, it's my intent
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To leave all of them people out of my last will and testament

[Outro]
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