Horrible disaster
Horrible disaster
That we met each other
Tonight

You are tall and ugly
I am fat and hairy
Lets get together
And have a baby

What does it matter
That you are ugly
If people look at you

Lets get together
And dance the tango
Come on closer
And people look at us

Horrible disaster
Horrible disaster
Your lips are like plaster
On mine

When you hold me tighter
I feel quite unhealthy
But hey, were together
Tonight

What does it matter
That you are ugly
If people look at you

Lets get together
And do a Tango
I'm gonna push you down
You gonna hold me up

Lets get together
And hold each other
Lets make a baby
And sleep with me tonight

We will live together
A happy family
You'll have plastic, surgery
I will loose a lot of weight
And look so damn sexy

But why, why are people looking at me?
Oh God, oh God.
Why did you make me
So very ugly, that people look at me?

AAAAh!

Lets get together
And make an ugly baby
Lets hold each other
And dance the night
Lets live together
And people look at us

Ah, hein, I love you
Take off all your clothes
Lets go to the kitchen
And make love on the floor