Intro:
(Just do random pickslides until singing starts)

Verse:  (On the count of three...")
E|----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10---9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--|
D|--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7----8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|
A|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|
E|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|

Chorus:  (We sluts, we have fattened...")
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
G|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|

Chorus cont.
E|---------------------------|
B|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10---|
G|-x--x--x--x--x--x--x--x----|
D|-8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8----|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|

Post-Chorus:
E|------|--|-------------------------------|
B|-10---|--|-------------------------------|
G|-x----|--|----7-0----------7-0-----------|
D|-8----| x8|----------4-0----------4-0-----|
A|-0--0-|--|--6-----6------6-----6-----4-0-|
E|-0--0-|--|---------------------------4-0-|

Bridge: ("You can't buy love, you can't sell feelings")
E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10----------------------|
G|-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
A|-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
E|-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|

Fill 1:
E|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|--7h8---7h8---7h8---7h8---7h8---7h8--|
E|------0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0|

Fill 2: Chords
E|--------------------------------------|
B|-10-----------------12----------------|
G|-x------------------x-----------------|
D|-8------------------10----------------|
A|-0------------------0-----------------|
E|-0------------------0-----------------|