Am G F
C G F


C                       G      F
Alberto Simmons getting bloody noses
C                           G        F
He knows the time is coming when the bleeding stops
Am                      G
Until that day it comes around
Am                         G
He will continue stressing out
C                          G         F
He hates his job but oh he loves his brother
C                             G        F
Theyve got a plot to take the world on with their style
Am                  G
Using a rocket and wormhole
Am                      G
Go back a dozen years or more


C G F x2
Am G F
C G F


    Am   E      F
But down in the basement 
           C               G            F
things are starting now to get a little cramped
  Am     E        F
Machines in their masses
          C            G              F (hold)
force the Simmonses to relocate their camp


C                     G        F
Alberto Simmons has a boss who bullies
C                        G        F
His name is Victor Allen Moss and at this time
Am                           G
Hes in the breakroom looking round
Am                     G
But oh Alberto cant be found
C                    G        F
As Moss Incorporated ends its workday
C                G              F
The inventory is seeming just a little light
Am                    G
But old Alberto never tells
Am                         G
Of stolen whistles, stolen bells


C G F x2
Am G F
C G F


Am E F
C G F
x4, hold on last F on last time through


C                       G      F
Alberto Simmons getting bloody noses x8