G               C  D

[Verse]

G                  D
Alyce Revere, she glows from ear to ear
Em                                   C     D
She says she's more appealing in the morning
G                      D
After 3 Minute Abs, a shower then a nap
Em                               C     D
She surfs the internet until the evening

[Chorus]
Em                    G
But in her mind she's alright
D                        C
With the same thing every night
Em                    G
She is slowly wasting time
D                                             C
She says her soups and search engines suit her fine

[Interlude]

G               C  D

[Verse]

G                          D
Alyce Revere lives with her brother dear
  Em                        C      D
His name is Andre and he is a writer
 G                           D
He tried and he tried to get Alyson outside
   Em                       C     D
But nowadays he doesn't even bother

[Chorus]
Em                      G
'Cause in her mind she's alright
 D                       C
With the same thing every night
      Em               G
She is slowly wasting time
              D                               C
She says her soups and search engines suit her fine


[Interlude]

G               C  D

Em    G    D    C

[Bridge]
    Em                               G
Her soups and search engines, her soups and search engines
    D                                 C
Her soups and search engines suit her fine
Em                G
Alyce Revere, she glows from ear to ear
D                                   C
She says she's more appealing in the morning
Em                     G
After 3 Minute Abs, a shower then a nap
D                              C
She surfs the internet until the evening