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[Verse 1]
Am                               C
You walk into the office in your corporate attire
F                                  G             G#
It's only morning tea time yet I'm burning with desire
Am                                    C
I'll catch you in the corridor, a smart casual blouse
F                               G          G#
You brush past my cubical, I'm instantly aroused
Am                                        C
I watched you at your desk this morning, filling out some spreadsheets
F                                 G                G#
I could not help but picture you spread out on my bed sheets
Am                                     C
I'll watch you from the water cooler, talking to Finance
  F                            G               G#
I had to take my paper cup and pour it down my pants

Am
Well, let's get out of these clothes
C
Let's get out of this office
F
Is that a tent in your pants?
G            G#
No, that's a two-bedroom cottage
Am              C
Gonna feel your boob up, in the back of the Uber
F                             G              G#
I'm going to play with your jacksy while you pay for the taxi
Am
Well, you look good in that skirt
C
And you look good in that shirt
G
Well, you look so good it hurts
            G#  G#
And then we uh, uh

[Chorus 1]
Am        F                C
Ooh, just two irresistible forces
    G          G#
The tension is mounting
Am        F                C
Ooh, I'm Deanna from human resources
    G          G#
And I'm Iain from accounting

[Verse 2]
Am
Well, you've waxed your legs
C
Your legs are looking smooth
F
Your legs are looking fine
G       G#
Uh, uh, ooh, uh
Am
I've only waxed one leg
C                    F
The left leg, then I ran out of time
                G        G#
Well, you've got one hot leg
Am                   C
You're intoxicating, you smell so sweet
F
It's like confectionery
         G        G#
Thanks, it's my deodorant
Am
You've been learning big words
C
From a big word book
F
A dictionary?
      G          G#
Yeah, that's it, thanks
Am
You've removed your clothes
C
And my underclothes
F
You look good nude?
G       G#
Yeah, I do
        Am                     C
'Cause I had a spray tan, been working on my pecks
       F
And I trimmed my pubes
                G                 G#
And they're the perfect length of pube, oh

Am                       C
Can't fight this fire, can't fight this feeling
F
Let's take it higher
G          G#
I'm gonna spunk on the ceiling
Am                       C
You can touch my boobies, like they do in rude movies
F                              G            G#
And when we're finished we'll have to replace all the duvets


[Chorus 2]
Am             F
Ooh, it's just human nature
C            G      G#
Yeah, it's a primal calling
Am             F
Ooh, I'm Deanna, Deanna from HR
C            G         G#
    And I'm Iain from accounting
Am             F
Ooh, can't put out this fire
C            G             G#
       No, not even with a fountain
Am             F
Ooh, we are bound by human desire
C            G
    And I'm Iain from accounting

[Solo]

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[Verse 3]
Am
You've been learning sex moves
C
'Cause you just touched my nips
     F                           G                  G#
Yes, I've been reading Cosmo for clothes advice and sex tips
F              E
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips
F              E
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex tips
F
Hey, girls, spice things up
                       G
Try touching his nips, oh

Am                          C
We couldn't fight this fire,  Couldn't fight this feeling
F                     G          G#
We took it higher, Now let's wipe off the ceiling

Am
We should go back to work
C
Well, I've got spunk on my shirt
F
I'm going to wipe down the ottoman
G          G#
Ooh, then I had my bottom on
Am
I had a good time Iain
C
Ah, I had a great time Deanna
F                          G
We should throw out that rug, I wouldn't eat that banana


[Chorus]
Am             F
Ooh, just two irresistible forces
C            G      G#
     It's a primal calling
Am             F
Ooh, I'm Deanna from human resources
C            G
     And I'm Iain from accounting
G
Deanna from HR
                 Am
And Iain from accounting