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Think about the epileptic dogs
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Not all the puppies are born so lucky
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Somewhere there's a golden retriever who's having a seizure
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Somewhere there's a pup seizin' up,
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And there's a labrador who's shakin' on the floor
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Think about the epileptic dogs
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Send us some money to stop these dogs from actin' funny
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Send a check in the letter to make a setter feel better
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Come on and make a donation and save a shaky dalmatian!