Dm Am F C Bb Gm F A7

[Chorus]
Dm                         Am
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
   F
No handlebars
   C
No handlebars
Bb                         Gm
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
   F
No handlebars
   A7
No handlebars

[Verse 1]
Dm
Look at me, look at me
Am
Hands in the air like it's good to be
 F
Alive and I'm a famous rapper
     C
Even when the paths're all crookedy
Bb
I can show you how to do-si-do
Gm
I can show you how to scratch a record
F
I can take apart the remote control
    A7
And I can almost put it back together
Dm
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
      Am
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
  F
I know all the words to "De Colores"
     C
And "I'm proud to be an American"
Bb
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Gm
Me and my friend made a comic book
    F
And guess how long it took
      A7
I can do anything that I want cause, look:

[Chorus]
Dm                        Am
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
   F
No metronome
   C
No metronome
    Bb                         Gm
And I can see your face on the telephone
       F
On the telephone
       A7
On the telephone

[Verse 2]
Dm
Look at me, look at me
Am
Just called to say that it's good to be
 F
Alive in such a small world
    C
I'm all curled up with a book to read
Bb
I can make money open up a thrift store
Gm
I can make a living off a magazine
F
I can design an engine sixty four
A7
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
Dm
I can make new antibiotics
Am                                      F
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions

I know how to run a business
    C
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Bb
Movers, shakers and producers
Gm
Me and my friends understand the future
F
I see the strings that control the systems
A7
I can do anything with no assistance

[Chorus]
      Dm                         Am
Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone
       F
With a microphone
       C
With a microphone
    Bb                        Gm
And I can split the atom of a molecule
     F
Of a molecule
     A7
Of a molecule

[Verse 3]
Dm
Look at me, look at me
Am
Driving and I won't stop
F
And it feels so good to be
 C
Alive and on top
   Bb
My reach is global
   Gm
My tower secure
   F
My cause is noble
   A7
My power is pure
Dm
I can hand out a million vaccinations
   Am
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
F
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
C
Have 'em all killed by assassination
Bb
I can make anybody go to prison
Gm
Just because I don't like 'em and
F
I can do anything with no permission
A7
I have it all under my command

[Chorus]
        Dm                       Am
Because I can guide a missile by satellite
   F
By satellite
   C
By satellite
    Bb                           Gm
and I can hit a target through a telescope
          F
Through a telescope
          A7
Through a telescope
    Dm                        Am
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
     F
In a holocaust
     C
In a holocaust
     Bb
In a holocaust
     Gm
In a holocaust
     F        A7
In a holocaust

[Chorus]
Dm                         Am
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
   F
No handlebars
   C
No handlebars
Bb                         Gm
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
   F
No handlebars
   A7
No handlebars