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[Verse 1]
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I am running away from this kid who's chasing me with a gun and as I
Am                                      C
cross the street to my getaway car I am met face-to-face with a truck.
                        G                   D
Goddamn, this should be fun, waking up in a hospital bed
         Am                         C
or maybe   not, maybe this time I'm   really dead.

[Bridge]
Am                         C            N.C.
  But I escaped it just in time and got shot in the back of the head.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
           G                           D
It's kinda funny, even my dad tried to help but white flags were a
Am                                                        C
lie, his hands were held up high, no way to try and fight back or protect himself.
                    G                                        D
I saw the scene and screamed out, our eyes were locked as he   fell.
                      Am                                    C
Luckily he got up and smiled at me and told the guy, "Go to   Hell"

[Chorus]
Am                            C
  It's times like this that remind me, he's cooler than I'll ever be.
Am                               C
  He's cooler than I'll ever be,   so much cooler than I'll ever be.

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[End-Chorus]
Am                            C
  It's times like this that remind me, he's cooler than I'll ever be.
Am                               C                N.C.
  He's cooler than I'll ever be,   so much cooler   than I'll ever be.