If she were a car she'd be a latte colored Chevrolet
If she were a drink she'd be a Diet Coke - no lemon, please
If she were a dress she'd be a Spencer - nothing flashy but OK
She's got semi-styled hair
She's got a semi-firm stare
No one startled - no one scared ... Scared ...

She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet
She doesn't really knock one off one's feet
She's ... sweet ... - no treat ...

If she were a band she'd play covers off top-20 charts
If she were a man he would be one to never steal my heart
If she were a tree she'd be all green - no flowers and no fruits
She's got semi-styled hair
She's got a semi-firm stare
No one startled - no one scared ... Scared ... She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet
She doesn't really knock one off one's feet
She's ... sweet ... - no treat ... No

She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet
She doesn't really knock one off one's feet
She's ... sweet ... - no treat ...

If she were a shoe she would be flat and either brown or black
If she were a bra she would always open on the back
There's nothing ventured - nothing gained
...I wonder what is going on inside her brain... inside her brain

She's got semi-styled hair
She's got a semi-firm stare
No one startled - no one scared ... Scared ...

She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet
She doesn't really knock one off one's feet
She's ... sweet ...
- no treat ... No ...
She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet
She doesn't really knock one off one's feet
She's ... sweet ...
- no treat ...