Don't make me guess
If that's a cry or a laugh
A lie or a gaffe
'Cause there's hardly enough in this world
To make us happy
Yes there's hardly enough in this world

Don't make me guess
If that's a cry or a laugh
A pinch or a sting
A slice or a gash
'Cause there's hardly enough in this world
To make us happy
Yes there's hardly enough in this world
To make us happy

So I'll guess
That it's a laugh
It's a dud
It's a hahahahahaha

Don't make me guess
If that's a cry or a laugh
A sink or a swim
A sigh or a gaffe
'Cause there's hardly enough in this world
To make us happy
Yes there's hardly enough in this world
To make us happy

So I'll guess
That it's a laugh
It's a bust
Another gaffe
Another dud
Being a gas
Is that enough
To be a hahahahahahahahahaha

Don't make me guess
If that's a cry or a laugh
A sink or a swim
A lie or a gaffe
'Cause there's hardly enough in this world
To make us happy
So I'll guess
That it's a laugh
It's a dud
It's a hahahaha