F
Everyone's home in sweatpants for the series finale
         C
Of their discontinued fall primetime
    Gm        Dm
Meredith's in Massachusetts with a colonial toothache
                  A#                          Dm 
And the leaves to rake are burning themselves so I'm
     F
Home watching my dad watch the NFL alone
C                             Am
Wish I still had that eternal telephone
    Gm
I'd call you
A#
Call you

[Pre-Chorus]
F
So come on down and visit me
C
My condition petitions so implicitly
  G         Gm
I need you
       A#   F
I need you

[Chorus]
      F
I'm stuck inside each birthday gift that I ever got
    C
I'm stuck inside the sounds they make
                    C# 
When they shift and rot
        Dm
Beneath you
        A#
Beneath you

[Verse 2]
  F
I want a living love and mental access denser
         C
That the motel continental breakfast cereal dispenser
Gm
I want those eyes you made it me
Those bedside globes
      A#
Those orbs
  F
I want your spilt coffee burning my inner thighs
        C                          F           C
And the watermarks that measure my oscillating size
        Gm        A#
When it dries and absorbs

[Pre-Chorus]
   F
So come on down and visit me
C
My condition petitions so implicitly
  Gm
I need you
       A#
I need you

[Choruse]
    F
I'm stuck inside the rhythm of your glottal stops
  C                                 C#
A bottle of codeine and green cough drops
  Dm
I feed you
  A#
I feed you

[Instrumental]
A D

[Verse 3]
G
Everyone's home in sweatpants for the series finale
         D
Of their discontinued childhoods
Am
I wound up in Providence as a second-rate dramatist
C
And I'd write the second act if I just could

[Pre-Chorus]
G
So come on down and visit me
D  
My condition petitions so implicitly
  Am
I need you
  C
I need you

[Chorus]
  G
I wrote it on the notepad of the suggestion box
           D                                        D#
I'll still breathe the desperation till the kingdom unlocks
       Em
For me too
       C
For me too

[Outro]
G D Am C G
D D# Em C Cm G