E D

A9    G       D        A9          G       D
Diva while rehearsing speaks just in third person
D       C        G        D          E
Making sure you give her more than she delivers
A9          G      D       A9        G  D
Soft-core good vibrations in smart situations
D         C     G      D        E
Most predicted other than has been discovered
     F#m               B
And though it doesn't seem so now
     F#m           B
It doesn't matter what works out
   C#m           A               G#m
If I were you I wouldn't put my world in doubt
B
What's this all about
E      B     E         B         A9 Dsus2
She'll be a verb when you're a noun
           E            B             E         B       A9   Dsus2 E Dsus2  E Dsus2 E
And you've just got to laugh when she tries to put you down
A9        G        D        A9       G         D
She says "Don't assume" in language not quite human
D            C        G         D        E
She thinks, why go through it? Take all shortcuts
        A9               G         D   A9                 G   D
She says "Say what you need to say,      don't waste words"
D             C                Dsus2
What do you think you'd do if you were her
F#m         B
Cinderella sine qua non
F#m             B 
Sad conclusions must be drawn
C#m                A                    G#m                B
Paint in oils how much you'll miss her when she's gone 

What's going on?
E       B    E         B        A9      Dsus2
She'll be a verb when you're a noun
            E         B               E          B        A9      Dsus2  E    Dsus2    E
And you've just got to laugh when she tries to put you down