F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
      G           G7
Which dirty beer hall
F
Send a cab driver
    C       C/B  Am
To call for me here
    C
No need to describe me
      G           C
Cause I ain't all here

[Verse]
    C
She told me to get lost
    F             C
And that's what I did
         F
But I've done it so well
        F
I don't know where I hid
        G
And she swore that she never
     G
Will see me again
     G
Hell I'll never find me
       G
In the shape that I'm in

[Chorus]
    F
Oh, please operator
      C
Could you trace this call
     F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
      G           G7
Which dirty beer hall
F
Send a cab driver
    C          Am
To call for me here
    C
No need to describe me
      G           C      G   C
Cause I ain't all here

[Verse]
    C
Now I had to ask myself
F          C
If I were me
    F
And I was out drinkin'
     F
Well where would I be
       G
Then I thumb nailed the label
    G
And there I appeared
       G
Hiding out in a bottle
         G
Behind a 3-day old beard

[Chorus]
    F
Oh, please operator
      C
Could you trace this call
     F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
      G           G7
Which dirty beer hall
F
Send a cab driver
    C       C/B  Am
To call for me here
    C
No need to describe me
      G           C
Cause I ain't all here

[Bridge]
     F
Well I may be lonely
         C
But, I'm never alone
      F
Cause I've been beside myself
G
Since she's been gone

[Chorus]
    F (strum once)
Oh, please operator
      C (strum once)
Could you trace this call
     F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
      G           G7
Which dirty beer hall
    F
And send a cab driver
   C           Am
To call for me here
    C
And if he can find me
     G         C
I'll buy him a beer

F
Please operator
      C
Could you trace this call
     F
Find out where I'm drinkin'
      G           G7
Which dirty beer hall
F
Send a cab driver
    C       C/B  Am
To call for me here
C
I'll be beside myself
G            C
Pourin' down beer