Verse1: G

        If your paycheck depends on
        the weather and the clock
        if your conversation calls for a little
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        more than a coffee pot
               C7
        if you need to pour your heart out and 
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        try to rectify some situation ... that you're facing
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        contact your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association 
Verse2: when Uncle Sam dips in your pocket 
        for most things you don't mind
        but when your dollar goes to all of those 
        standing in a welfare line
        rejoice you have a voice 
        if you're concerned about the destination ...  of this great nation
        it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association
Chorus: C7
        it represents the hard hat, gun rack, aching-back 
        overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd
              G
        their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
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        there's no forms or no applications
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        there's no red-tape administrations
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        it's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association
Break:  C - G  - D  - G
Verse3: we're all one big family 
        throughout the cities and the towns
        we don't reach for handouts we 
        reach for those who're down
        and every local chapter has a 7 day a week available - consultation
        for your frustration
        it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association
Chorus2:
        it represents the mud flap, six pack, bare crack, 
        overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd
        their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
        there's no forms or no applications
        there's no red-tape administrations
        it's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association
        go join your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association
Outro:  G  (same as intro) 
        do not delay -  contact today -  your AHBA -  AHBA