F F7 Bb Bbm7

[Verse]
F       Dm9        Gm7   C13
You say either and I say eyether
F       Dm9         Gm7   C13
You say neither and I say nyther;
F       F7       Bb       Bbm7
Either, eyether, neither, nyther
F              Dm7         Gm7      C7
Let's call the whole thing off!

F         Dm9       Gm7    C13
You like potato and I like potahto
F         Dm9       Gm7    C13
You like tomato and I like tomahto;
F       F7       Bb      Bbm7
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
F              Bb6         F
Let's call the whole thing off!

[Pre-Chorus]
    Bm7b5  E7             Am          D7
But oh!    If we call the whole thing off
     Gm7     C7
Then we must part
    Bm7b5  E7         Am
And oh!    If we ever part
     D7         Gm7                C
Then that might break my, break my heart!

[Chorus]
       F        Dm9         Gm7       C13
So, if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
F           Dm9       Gm7        C13
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyjahmas
F      F7      Bb
For we know we need each other
Bbm7  F               Bb6         D7sus    D7
So we better call the calling off off     (call it off)
Gm7            C13         F         Dm     Gm7    C
Let's call the whole thing off!

F       Dm9          Gm7    C6
You say laughter and I say lawfter
F        Dm9      Gm7   C13
You say after and I say awfter;
F         F7       Bb     Bbm7
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter
F              Dm7         Gm7          C7
Let's call the whole thing off!

F          Dm9       Gm7      C6
You like vanilla and I like vanella
F             Dm9     Gm7       C6
You, say s'parila and I say s'parela;
  F        F7     Bb         Bbm7
Vanilla, vanella, chocolate, strawberry!
F              Bb6         F
Let's call the whole thing off!

[Pre-Chorus]
    Bm7b5  E7             Am          D7
But oh!    If we call the whole thing off
     Gm7     C7
Then we must part
    Bm7b5  E7         Am
And oh!    If we ever part
     D7         Gm7                C
Then that might break my, break my heart!

[Chorus]
       F          Dm9         Gm7      C6
So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
F          Dm9         Gm7        C6
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
F      F7      Bb        Bbm7
For we know we need each other
                                  D7sus D7
So we better call the calling off off!
Gm7            C13         Am7
Let's call the whole thing off!
          D7             Gm7             C7          F6
Don't you know we should call this whole calling off off