E  B  G#m  A
E  B  G#m  A


[Verse 1]
   E                  B         G#m               A
If all assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
    E                B              G#m        A
And I don't know why I haven't made my way out yet.
      E                             B         G#m          A
But I think that I'll have one more drink and ponder my situation.
   E          B               G#m       A
So bartender, please, another drink for me.


[Chorus]
B                       G#m              A
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
B                      G#m              A
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
           G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
         E
Watch me fly.


[Verse 2]
E                     B
Pushing my way to the men's room.
      G#m                   A
Where all the dicks like to hang.
E                         B
There's some prick in the bathroom stall
G#m           A
Key bumping cocaine.
  E                             B
I think that I'll have one more drink
   G#m               A
To combat the consternation
   E          B               G#m       A
So bartender, please, another drink for me.


[Chorus]
B                       G#m              A
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
B                      G#m              A
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
           G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
         E
Watch me fly.


[Verse 3]
E                     B          G#m     A
Shit, I can't find my phone. Has anybody seen it?
E              B             G#m            A
Fuck, there it goes, another phone, gone to shit.
  E                          B            G#m         A
I think I will have one more drink out of furious frustration.
   E          B               G#m       A
So bartender, please, another drink for me.


[Chorus]
B                       G#m              A
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
B                      G#m              A
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
           G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
         E
Watch me fly.


[Verse 4]
E                         B          G#m             A
Apparently, this night is done. This shithole is now closing.
  E                        B                           G#m        A
I can't find my wallet and can't find my keys, I can't call for a taxi.
  E                          B           G#m            A
I think I will have one more drink as my evening's consolation.
   E          B               G#m       A
So bartender, please, another drink for me.


[Chorus]
B                       G#m              A
Won't you get out of my way, you fucking asshole.
B                      G#m              A
Get the fuck out of my way, you fucking asshole.
           G#m
Oh, I'm an asshole.
         E
Watch me fly.