Verse
Am                          C
You're in an open field and what do you see

G                              F
It's full of cow pies like you want it to be

Am                              C
And there in the middle is your spotted target

G                            F
A black and white cow so get ready to charge it

Am                       C
and as you get close the cow starts to stir

G                        F
you better be careful or you'll get hurt


Chorus
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                      Cow tipping

When you hit the cow it starts to fall
Right on top of you and you start to fall
The farmer comes out screaming, "What's with the mooing?"
And than he sees you and he knows what you're doing
He tells you to go away and not to come back
So you turn right around and you make fast tracks

Chorus
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                      Cow tipping