Mom makes us sweaters every year
Our mom makes us sweaters every year
Mine is red & george's is green
Mine has an f and you know his has a g

Now that we have got a job
We don't mean to be a snob, but
We don't want sweaters this year

Mom knits us sweaters every year
Our mom knits us sweaters every year
We appreciate the thought every year
But just send us a six pack of butterbeer

We don't want a sweater again
We're more into dragon skin
Mom, don't knit us a sweater this year

What are these lumpy packages under the tree
One's for george & the other one's for me
Our mom made us sweaters again this year
Our mom made us sweaters again this year

They make us look all poor & sloppy
If they were socks we'd give 'em to dobby
Mom made us sweaters this year