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 Notice was given of a bat walk in Royden Park, Frankby, on Friday evening.
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Ranger led, the event was free although booking was essential.
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 Warm waterproof clothing was recommended, and perhaps a flask.
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 Meet at the café car park at 7pm for a 7.30 start.    Strictly no dogs.
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My response to that - was this:

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“Who the fuck are you, tryin’ to govern everybody’s bat walks?
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Who the fuck are you, tryin’ to be the big ‘I am’?
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Well I know this place like the back of my hand
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In a way you’ll never understand
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So don’t go tryin’ to organise my bat walks.
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I’ll be goin’ on Any Time I Like walks -
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Tuesday, 2am. Bollocko.”