Dm

[Verse]
Dm
It's Monday morning, I'm fine
Dm                   A
I see the suns gonna shine
A
Thoughts of love in my head
A                       Dm
I think I'll get out of bed
Dm
I'm gonna conquer the world
Dm                  Gdim
But I'll make it my friend
Bb                 Gm7
The universe is my guide
Gm7                 F            A
And I'm just gonna glide all day
A                    Dm
Loving my life this way

[Verse]
Dm
Tuesday came way too soon
Dm                   A
I'll wake in the afternoon
A
I wonder why do I try
A                  Dm
Life is passing me by
Dm
Do I have any friends
Dm                Gdim
Am I alone in the end?
Bb                 Gm7
Always alone in the end
Gm7                             F       A
It's probably better 'cause I'm way out there
A                     Dm           A
Know I'm lying when I say "I don't care"

[Chorus]
Bb
So I'll hide away
Bb               F
Cause everyone's obliged to say
F          A
Everything that's on their minds
A    Dm           Bb F
Even when it's so un kind and mean
F       A                    Dm
Doesn't matter when you're a freak
Dm
You're just another aspie schmuck
Bb
Pretending you don't give a fuck
F
You gotta just suck it
F
Suck it, suck it, suck it up
A
And swallow, you're hollow
A              Bb
The poison you wallow in
Bb                        Db
And ideas your issues and doubt
Db
So cut it out
Abmaj7                    Dm        A
Of everything that's good in your life

[Instrumental]
Abmaj7 Dm A F A  Bbmaj7 Dm
A F A Dm Bb A Dm

[Verse]
Dm
Oh, Wednesday be my friend, please
Dm                        A
I'm stuck here down on my knees
A
Oh, father make me a man
A                       Dm
That's what I'm praying for
Dm
Cause I don't have any sin
Dm                Gbdim
What was I saying again?
Gbdim                F
What's this song all about
F                            A7
It doesn't matter cause it's over soon
A7                       Dm
I'll go to bed, and wake up at noon

[Bridge]
Dm
What day is it anyway?
Dm                           A
Why don't the good feelings stay?
A
Is my diet a joke?
A                     Dm
Should I work out or toke?
Dm
I think I need to create
Dm
The only way I relate
Gdim
In a world full of hate
Bb                  Gm7
It's gonna bring me down
F
I can't decide
A
This shit is all in my mind

[Chorus]
Bb
So I'll hide away
Bb          F
Cause everyone's obliged to say
F    A
Everything that's on their minds
A    Dm           Bbaug F
Even when it's so un    kind and mean
A
Doesn't matter when you're a freak
Dm
You're just another aspie schmuck
Bb
Pretending you don't give a fuck
F
You gotta just suck it
F                 A
Suck it, suck it, suck it up
A
And swallow, you're hollow
A              Bb
The poison you wallow in
Bb                        C
And ideas your issues and doubt
C         Db
So cut it out
Db                     Dm                 A
Of everything that's good in your life
A Bb F

[Verse]
(Spoken)
F        Dm    Gm7                   Bb
Hey man  Sup?  Can we not talk about Friday?
F
Ok. Why not?
(Sing)
Dm                           A Dm
'Cause the weekend's here
F
You deserve a beer
Dm                   A Bb
The weekend's here
F
Shed off all your hair
Dm            A
The weekend's here
Ebmaj7
Start over again
Dm            A
The weekend's here
Dm        Bbaug F       A
Will this ever  fucking end?

[Chorus]
Bb
So I'll hide away
Bb               F
Cause everyone's obliged to say
F          A
Everything that's on their minds
A    Dm           Bb F        Fm
Even when it's so un kind and mean
F       A                    Dm
Doesn't matter when you're a freak
Dm
You're just another aspie schmuck
Bb                          F
Pretending you don't give a fuck
F
You gotta just suck it
F
Suck it, suck it, suck it up
A
And swallow, you're hollow
A              Bb
The poison you wallow in
Bb                        Db
And ideas your issues and doubt
Db
So cut it out
Abmaj7                    Dm        A
Of everything that's good in your life

[Outro]
Db        Eb                    Db
Sunshine, rainbows, clouds, and blue skies
Db      Eb
Make it count
Eb              F
Go sharpen your knife!
F A Dm Bb F
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