Am C E
Am F E

[Verse 1]
Am                   C E
You're like a Quaalude
Am                  F E
I'm under your spell
Am                C  E
You wanna get nude
Am
I know I'm never gonna get it
E
Never gonna get it

Am               C E
I'm only messing
Am              F E
Am I appalling?
Am                  C E
If we're confessing
Am                    E
Then shortly after we finished falling

[Pre-Chorus]
F
I like to close my eyes and dream
Am
Floating alone in outer space
F
If you wanna snuggle next to me
Am
Well then you've come to the right place
F
But when I fall asleep
C                       E
Don't smear a shit cake on my face

[Chorus]
Am       C
Shithead you're dead
D      F          E     Am
I hope you've been satisified
Am      C
Typhoid tapeworm
D            F      E        Am
That payment wasn't worth the ride
Am       C
How come you're gone
D    F        E         Am
Haha guess it serves me right
Am         C
When I said go ahead
D
It's alright
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight

[Interlude]
Am          C E
Na na na na
Am          F E
Na na na na
Am          C E
Na na na na
Am      E

[Verse 2]
Am                C  E
I was only joking
Am                F  E
Are you for real?
Am                C  E
What were we smoking?
Am                     E
That made you think I'd go for that deal

Am                    C E
But I ain't threatened
Am                   F  E
I got your number
Am                   C  E
There's no forgetting
Am                       E
And I'll see you tonight as you slumber

[Pre-Chorus]
F
I sneak up to your perfect face
Am
Don't dish out what you can't take
F
A pending smirk rested in place
Am
There is no time left to placate
F
I get the kinky stuff
C            E
But this one called your bluff

[Chorus]
Am       C
Shithead you're dead
D      F          E     Am
I hope you've been satisified
Am      C
Typhoid tapeworm
D            F      E        Am
That payment wasn't worth the ride
Am       C
How come you're gone
D    F        E         Am
Haha guess it serves me right
Am         C
When I said go ahead
D
It's alright
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight

[Interlude]
Am F Am F

[Bridge]
Am
You were my buddy honey
                            F
I'll leave a burning bag of shit at your door
Am
I ain't your scooby doo
                            F
I'll leave some poo for you all over your floor
Am
And when you go too far
                          F
I'll leave it in your car that's how I do the shit war
Am
We could've been lovers but under the covers
F                                           E     F  G   D    E
You made it dirty what'd you go and do that fo-o-o-o-oooo-oo-or

[Chorus]
Am       C
Shithead you're dead
D      F          E     Am
I hope you've been satisified
Am      C
Typhoid tapeworm
D            F      E        Am
That payment wasn't worth the ride
Am       C
How come you're gone
D    F        E         Am
Haha guess it serves me right
Am         C
When I said go ahead
D
It's alright
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight
F       E     Am
Shit on me tonight

[Outro]
Am         F  E  Am
Na Na Na Na