A                  F
Syncromesh gearbox, overhead cams
 A                      F
Mohair motorised wolf, looking for lambs
 D               Bb
Power-assisted steering
D             Bb
Eight-track stereo
 D              Bb       A        G D
Leopard-skin upholstery, FM radio

[Chorus]
 A     G  D
Kerb Crawler
  A                    G D
White sidewalls with gro-oves
 A     G  D
Kerb Crawler
    A              G D
So fast he hardly mo-oves
 A     G  D
Kerb Crawler
    A         G    D
He really approves of
      A           G  D
your high heels clicking
        A              G D
Like a pair of cloven ho-oves

[Verse 2]
A                        F
Excuse me lady, are you looking for a lift?
A                               F
I'm going nowhere special, I'm just out on the drift
D                  Bb
I'll take you anywhere you want
  D                    Bb
Drop you outside your door
D                         Bb
I might drive us down the Autobahn with my
 A                      G  D
foot right to the floor

[Chorus]
 A     G  D
Kerb Crawler
  A                    G D
White sidewalls with gro-oves
 A     G  D
Kerb Crawler
    A              G D
So fast he hardly mo-oves
 A     G  D
Kerb Crawler
    A         G    D
He really approves of
      A           G  D
your high heels clicking
        A              G D
Like a pair of cloven ho-oves

[Bridge]
 F#      B               G          C#
Fandango insect in the skyscraper shade
 F#                B             G      C#
He's a night-city mantis in the neon parade

[Instrumental]
Same pattern as chorus
A  G D

[Bridge]
 F#      B               G          C#
Fandango insect in the skyscraper shade
 F#                B             G      C#
He's a night-city mantis in the neon parade

[Chorus]
 A     G  D
Kerb Crawler
  A                    G D
White sidewalls with gro-oves
 A     G  D
Kerb Crawler
    A              G D
So fast he hardly mo-oves
 A     G  D
Kerb Crawler
    A         G    D
He really approves of
      A           G  D
your high heels clicking
        A              G D
Like a pair of cloven ho-oves