G                                    C
In five minutes I'll be leaving this room
                       C              Em
She doesn't listen but my word how I swoon
          Em                      C
When she talks But talk is never enough
G                                     C
The dirty talk that's what's bothering me
                                         Em
And the gaudy walls of this rented property
                                       C
I think I'm watching too much porn on TV


[Chorus]
Am                   Em          Am                      Em
But I won't go upstairs with her if she talks to me this way
C            G               C
And I'm not lonely, I'm just bored
                 G                           C
Her clothes are strewn over the living room floor
                     G                       F    C
I don't want to get laid, I just want to be held


[Verse]
G                                        C
She is unfaithful to a husband 5 miles away
                                          Em
She lives alone and she rues her wedding day
                                                          C
She married beneath herself, that`s what her girlfriends say
G                                               C
Her smile is sad but not the saddest I've ever seen
                                        Em
The saddest smiles are in the dirty magazines
                                                 C
She made me laugh and now she plans to make me scream


[Chorus]
Am                   Em          Am                      Em
But I won't go upstairs with her if she talks to me this way
C            G               C
And I'm not lonely, I'm just bored
                 G                           C
Her clothes are strewn over the living room floor
                     G                       F                      C
I don't want to get laid, I just want to be held in her arms in her arms
               G                  C
And petticoat hems are rising too high
            G                             C
Romance is dead I think I see the reason why
                     G                      F     C G
I don't want to get laid, I just want to be held