In our stinky little town
There is a funny guy
He failed to be a rock-n-roll king
However he had tried
He has a monster-like look
But feeling very low
He wants to have the longest hair
But he is going bold.

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Rat, rat, rat, rat rich juicy rat
Rat, rat, rat, rat with stupid head!
Rat, rat, rat, rat you buy the all
Rat, rat, rat, rat you kill rock-n-roll!

He has a lot of ladies,
Not being in his youth
Never touching anyone
His innocence to loose
He has a bass guitar
It cost him very much
He never ever played it
Not making single scratch!

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He has the biggest car
But feeling very low,
The answer's very simple-
The car just won't go!
He's living for his stomach
It is his only friend!
His friend grows bigger and bigger,
The story has no end!!!

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