INTRO-A:
e-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-|----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A-|--4h5-5--4h5p4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--4h5-5--4h5p4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4h5-5--4h5p4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E-|----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5----------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5--|
                     m m m   m m                  m m m   m m                  m m m   m m

e-|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-|--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------|
A-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--4h5-5--4h5p4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--4h5-5--4h5p4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4h5-5--4h5p4--|
E-|---------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5----------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------|
     m m m m                          m m m   m m                  m m m   m m

e-|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-|-----------------9-9-9-9/11-11\9-9------------------------------------------------------------|
D-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
A-|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7/9--9-\7-7--4h5-5--4h5p4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--4h5-5--4h5p4--2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E-|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5----------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
                                                       m m m   m m                  m m m   m m

e-|------------------------------------------------|
B-|------------------------------------------------|
G-|-------------------------------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
D-|----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
A-|--4h5-5--4h5p4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--|
E-|----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------|
                     m m m   m m

INTRO-B(play 4x):
    "2 - 4 - 6 - 8!"
e-|----------------------------------------------------|
B-|----------------------------------------------------|
G-|-----------9-9-9-9-9-9------------------------------|
D-|--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-9-9------------------------------|
A-|--7-7-7-7--7-7-7-7-7-7--4h5-5-5--4h5-5-5--4h5-7-5-4-|
E-|--5-5-5-5-------------------------------------------|
                               m m      m m

played once by itself :)
E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|
D|------------------------------7--|
A|--4h5-5-5--4h5-5-5--4h5-7-5-4-7--|
E|------------------------------5--|
        m m      m m      

VERSE: same as that damn IntroB!

PDC HORUS(played 2x):
   "I'm flacid and limp..."
e-|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-|-------------------7-7-X-X-7-7-7-7-------------------9-9-X-X-9-9-9-9--|
D-|--4-4-X-X-4-4-4-4--7-7-X-X-7-7-7-7--7-7-X-X-7-7-7-7--9-9-X-X-9-9-9-9--|
A-|--4-4-X-X-4-4-4-4--5-5-X-X-5-5-5-5--7-7-X-X-7-7-7-7--7-7-X-X-7-7-7-7--|
E-|--2-2-X-X-2-2-2-2-------------------5-5-X-X-5-5-5-5-------------------|

CHORUS(played 4x):
     "Impotency"  
e-|------------------------------------------------------|
B-|------------------------------------------------------|
G-|-----------------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7--|
D-|--7-7-7-7-7-7--2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4--7-7-7-7-7-7--|
A-|--7-7-7-7-7-7--2-2-2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5-5-5--|
E-|--5-5-5-5-5-5--0-0-0-0-0-0--2-2-2-2-2-2---------------|

POST-CHORUS(whole note each):
e-|----------------------|
B-|----------------------|
G-|----------------------|
D-|--7----7----7----7----|
A-|--7----7----7----7----|
E-|--5----5----5----5----|

Verse2:IntroB again

Prechorus(2x)

Chorus(4x)

Post-chorus

BRIDGE(harmonic chords):
e-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-|--7-6-------9-9-9-9-9-9--7-6--7-9--14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14--7-6-------9-9-9-9-9-9--7-6-------|
D-|-------9-7-------------------------------------------------------9-7--------------------9-7--|
A-|--5-4-------7-7-7-7-7-7--5-4--5-7--12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12--5-4-------7-7-7-7-7-7--5-4-------|
E-|-------7-5-------------------------------------------------------7-5--------------------7-5--|