Am
Gather round, ye children 
C
To hear the tale so sweet 
F
Of a man who dared to race machines 
E               E
With nothing but his feet 
Am
With hair of auburn beauty 
C
A hero dressed in jeans 
F
He's fighting for America 
E
Marshall! 
E           Am
Versus the machines... 

Am
Hah! 
Am                                             Am
Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo 

Am
As Marshall ran with all his might 
C
And passed his friend, Christine 
F
He thought of all the times that he had 
E
Beaten the machine: 
Am
He triumphed over Pitfall 
C
He vanquished the alarm 
F
He brought the jukebox back to life 
E
With his Fonzarelli arm 
E
Marshall! 
E           Am
Versus the machines... 
Am
Yah! 
Move along! Yah! 
Move along! Yah! 
Am
Our hero's strength was fading fast 
C                    C
Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....ed green 
F
He then thought back to all the times 
E
He'd lost to a machine: 
Am
The cable box's fearsome bite 
C
The stapler's mighty sting 
F
The cable box's bite again 
E
Getting too tired 
E
To sing...