well i went downtown and i bought a leather jacket
and i tried on jeans that were two sizes too tight
and i picked up a pair of purple sunglasses
and i'm gonna practice all my moves tonight

some people say i'm crazy and that i've lost my mind
but i don't care what they say i'm gonna listen to my heart this time

i wanna be a ramone (be a ramone)
i wanna be a ramone (be a ramone)
i wanna be a ramone (be a ramone)
i wanna be a ramone

well i know i'm half their age but that's alright
and my new york accent couldn't sound less great
the young hasselhoffs think that they're all so ugly
but i want my name in the presidential seat

some people say i'm crazy and that i'm sniffing glue
but i don't care 'cause i just wanna have something to do