14 people in the club
I'm a robot with no love
Backstage she came rolling up
She said, "Do anything and I love ya."

Well, there must be a mistake
Girl, you're way too hot
You could make a million dollars with the face you got
Don't you know my last number was a flop?
She said, "Do anything and I love ya."

Well, I don't do love letters
I'm no good with flowers
If I forget your birthday
Will you still love me?

Well, what are the odds of
One true love?
You say I
But I have my doubts

What are the odds of
Me letting you down?
Please don't cry; it's just your love
It creeps me out

Now she can't stop from loving me
Making me food, touching me
I told her, "I ain't got money on me."
She said, "Do anything and I love ya."

Yeah, I know your mom makes fun of me
And you got your best friend under me
I guess this means you're done with me
She said, "Do anything and I love ya."

Well, I go out all hours
You get strange phone calls
I'm so ADD with you
But you still love me

Well, what are the odds of
One true love?
You say I
But I have my doubts

What are the odds of
Me letting you down?
Please don't cry; it's just your love
It creeps me out

You're creeping me out

She don't screw my friends
And she cleans up my house
All of this love girl is creeping me out

She don't screw my friends
And she cleans up my house
All of this love girl is creeping me out

Well, what are the odds of
One true love?
You say I
But I have my doubts

What are the odds of
Me letting you down?
Please don't cry; it's just your love
It creeps me out

You're creeping me out
You're creeping me out
Girl, you're creeping me out
Girl, you creep me out.