I'm the type of guy
Who goes out every weekend
And expects to get a decent fuck

I don't care
What the hell they look like
As long as they know how to fuck
And how to suck a cock

Last sunday i was out for a walk
And i picked up some slut
Or at least i thought so
I found out that she was actually a virgin

When a girl really looks up to you
You can make her do anything

We started with petting and oral sex
I put a cucumber up her ass
While fucking her tight teenage cunt
I could see she was in ecstasy

I said i wanted to piss in her mouth
I explained to her that
That was something you only do
When two people really love each other

I could see that she didn't like
The taste of it
But she didn't want to disappoint me
So she drank every single drop

I even made her taste my shit
It was really cool
When the smelly lump
Found its way to the open mouth