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[Verse 1]
G
We had some fun, we had some laughs
             Em
I licked the salt right off the glass
             C
Danced to the music, racked up a tab
                   G
I thought you were thinking what I was thinking
                Em
Thought we were going somewhere with all this drinking
                  C
Well, I guess the Cuervo, it led me on
                 D         C        D
'Cause I turned around and you were gone
                                          
[Chorus]
                       C
You're just a waste of lime
                      G
Waste of a real good time
                      A7
I guess I'll be going home all alone
          D  C   D       
No Patron Silver lining
                    C
Just an empty margarita
                         G    D   Em
Left me and this tequila high and dry
                 C
No drunk pickup lines
                  D
No "Your place or mine?"
                        G
You're just a waste of lime

[Post-Chorus] 
G
Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna
          Em                C
Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do

[Verse 2]
                 G
Well, I'd take a kiss, no second date
               Em
And I'd take a two-mile in-the-rain walk of shame
                                  C
Yeah, that'd be great compared to this
                 D
Oh baby, what a miss

[Chorus]
                       C
You're just a waste of lime
                      G
Waste of a real good time
                      A7
I guess I'll be going home all alone
          D  C   D       
No Patron Silver lining
                    C
Just an empty margarita
                         G    D   Em
Left me and this tequila high and dry
                 C
No drunk pickup lines
                  D
No "Your place or mine?"
                        G
You're just a waste of lime

[Post-Chorus]
G
Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna
          Em
Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do
           C
But have another tequila, just enough to know that
         D
I don't need ya, don't need ya, nah

[Chorus]
                       C
You're just a waste of lime
                      G
Waste of a real good time
                      A7
I guess I'll be going home all alone
          D  C   D       
No Patron Silver lining
                    C
Just an empty margarita
                         G    D   Em
Left me and this tequila high and dry
                 C
No drunk pickup lines
                  D
No "Your place or mine?"
                        G
You're just a waste of lime

[Outro]
G
Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna (Yeah, you’re just a waste of lime)
Em
Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do
          G
But have another