F Dm   C     A#   G       G F    Dm   C
C       F   Dm   C


[Verse 1]
F                           Dm
Washing my face with the soap I bought at Sears
    G
My homegirl Rachel says it takes off the years
 F                         Dm
Hummus in my bed and I'm binging my show
G                                      N.C.
Yoga starts at five and I really need to go this time

F


[Chorus]
 F                   Dm
Keep calm and carry on, ooh
     G           C         G      C
Live, laugh, eat, pray, love, ow-ow
F                     Dm
That’s my mantra pal, namaste, ooh
D       C                G            F
Not worth shit 'til I have my cup of coffee


[Verse 2]
F                        D
My two favorite men, Camus and Mr. Pibb
    G                                     C
It's a me night tonight so I tell Rachel a fib
F                             Dm
She looks in my window and she watches me chill
  G                                                       F
I’d assure I know she's there but it'd kill all the thrill, hoo


[Chorus]
 F                   Dm
Keep calm and carry on, ooh
     G           C         G      C
Live, laugh, eat, pray, love, ow-ow
F                     Dm
That’s my mantra pal, namaste, ooh
D       C                G            F
Not worth shit 'til I have my cup of coffee


[Chorus]
 F                   Dm
Keep calm and carry on, ooh
     G           C         G      C
Live, laugh, eat, pray, love, ow-ow
F                     Dm
That’s my mantra pal, namaste, ooh
D       C                G            F
Not worth shit 'til I have my cup of coffee