B   F#            G#m
 My baby placed a bet on me
B  F#               G#m
 I said that I'd do anything
B   F#             G#m
 He sat inside the front of his
B              F#           D#
 He said, "You won't let me down, will ya?"


[Chorus]
       B       F#
And if you get caught
          G#m
Tell them nothing at all
         B        F#       G#m
Say that I wasn't short of six feet tall
        B      F#
And if you get caught
          G#m
Tell them nothing at all
         B     F#        D#
Say that I was born in 1994


[Verse 2]
B   F#            G#m
 My baby went and closed his eyes
B  F#         G#m
 I felt a gun upon my spine
B   F#                 G#m
 No one tells you that love is this blind
   B          F#            D#
Or maybe they did, I just thought it was a lie


[Chorus]
       B       F#
And if you get caught
          G#m
Tell them nothing at all
         B        F#       G#m
Say that I wasn't short of six feet tall
        B      F#
And if you get caught
          G#m
Tell them nothing at all
         B     F#       D#
Say that I was born in 1994


[Bridge]
G#m               D#
 As I hand in the check
G#m         D#
 I try to relax
G#m                    D#
 Before the swords are drawn
G#m                      D#
 The words in my head go on, and on and on and on


[Chorus]
       B       F#
And if you get caught
          G#m
Tell them nothing at all
         B        F#       G#m
Say that I wasn't short of six feet tall
       B       F#
And if you get caught
          G#m
Tell them nothing at all
         B     F#       D#
Say that I was born in 1994