G:     320033
G5/F#: 2x0033
G5/F:  1x0033
A7:    x02020
A13:   x04050
A13*:  x07070
Em7:   022030


[Verse 1]
  A             G            G5/F# 
I swear I got a sign written on my head
      A               G              G5/F#
Don't use the stairs, go ahead, walk on me instead
A
Every man takes me for a fool
              G                            G5/F#
It's like I'm screaming from the top of my lungs, "hey you!"


[Chorus]
       A                G             G5/F#            G5/F
If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame
       A                G           G5/F#      G
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
       A          G       G5/F#   G/F
If you want to employ somebody to toy with
       A                   G           G5/F#      G    A7 A13 A13* A13
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate


[Verse 2]
  A             G            G5/F# 
I swear I got a sign written on my back
                A                      G           G5/F#
That says "just take all the money you want, don't worry about paying me back"
A
If I take a second to clear my head
G                      G5/F#
I come back, you'll be screwing her in our bed


[Chorus]
       A                G             G5/F#            G5/F
If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame
       A                G           G5/F#      G
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
       A          G       G5/F#   G/F
If you want to employ somebody to toy with
       A                   G           G5/F#      G    
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate


[Bridge]
Em7                          A
Give me your attention for a minute
  Em7                                   A
I know you think you can't get what you want
    Em7                          A
But I think I finally reached my limit
Em7                           A
Now it is your turn to take a fall, fall, fall


[Chorus]
       A                G             G5/F#            G5/F
If you want somebody to judge, if you want somebody to blame
       A                G           G5/F#      G
If you want somebody to hate, I'm a great candidate
       A          G       G5/F#   G/F
If you want to employ somebody to toy with
       A                   G           G5/F#      G    
Really why would you wanna wait, I'm a great candidate


[Outro]

A7 A13 A13*     A13     
          I'm a great candidate

A7 A13 A13*     A13     
          I'm a great candidate