They say I got a dirty face
But I'm sharper than a razor blade
You know I didn't grow it overnight
Most boys keep it clean
I'm the man that they want to be
If only they could give it a try

I see 'em coming from a mile away
One thing that they all say
I want a big bushy mustache
And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash
I want a porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are

Tender love and sweet attention
Everybody can see
That you're growing on me
That you're growing on me
All you fellas don't be jealous
'cause you got what you need
Set your follicles free
Your mother follicles free

I see 'em coming from a mile away
One thing that they all say
I want a big bushy mustache
And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash
I want a porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are

I see 'em coming from a mile away
Same thing that they all say
I want a big bushy mustache
And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash
I want a porn star handlebar
And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
Takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are