C G      

        C
It's my dick, it's my dick, it's a magic finger
G                          C
Pointing at all the pretty girls

        C
It's my dick, it's my dick, it's a magic finger
G                          C
Pointing at all the pretty girls

C
I can't tell you how it knows, but I can show you how it grows
Fmaj7               G          C
And like E.T.'s big finger, it glows