Am
Never watch a documentary about Boris Johnson
                 E     E/G#
Before you go to bed
        Am
'Cause you'll have a nightmare about Boris Johnson
E        E/G#        Am E  Am
"Ah, Boris Johnson!" in my head

[Verse 1]
Dm
I was standing alone in my oldschool playground
Dm
Purple leaves blowing everywhere
Am
All my teeth started falling out
                       F6/E
And Boris Johnson was standing there
Dm
Then i found myself in a game of Tetris
Dm
Pieces landing ontop of me
E7
I tried to escape, but I couldn't move
E7
Boris Johnson was watching me


Am
Never watch a documentary about Boris Johnson
                   E    E/G#
Before you hit the hay
      Am
Cause you'll have a nightmare about Boris Johnson
E        E/G#        Am E  Am
"Ah, Boris Johnson!" go away

[Verse 2]
Dm
Then i was attacked by a swarm of babies
Dm
All with a hole where their face should be
Am
Ground dissapeared and i started falling
Am
Went so dark that i couldn't see
Dm
And then i was ontop of a giant record
Dm/C
Trying to run from the needle's eye
E7
The universe turned inside out
E7
Boris Johnson stood idly by

{chourus 3]
Am
Never watch a documentary about Boris Johnson
                   E     E/G#
Before you hit the sack
      Am
Cause you will have a nightmare about Boris Johnson
E    E/G#            Am     E   Am
"Ah, Boris Johnson!" don't come back