Em
If a potato
         Am
Got into government
    B           D
The world would change
           Em
And if a potato
             Am
Became prime minister
   B                  D
It would be more than strange

[Chorus]
            Em
It would be horrible (horrible)
Am
Horrible (horrible)
B     D
Horrible

            Em
It would be horrible (horrible)
Am
Horrible (horrible)
B     E
Horrible

[Verse]
Am
Prime minister's questions

The leader of the opposition
     Em
Asks what the prime minister is going to do
B
Slow zoom in on the potato

Am
Cut to the leader of the opposition
            Em
Asking him again what the prime minister is going to do
B
Cut to the potato

[Chorus]
See?
            Em
It would be horrible (horrible)
Am
Horrible (horrible)
B     D
Horrible

            Em
It would be disastrous (horrible)
Am
Disastrous (horrible)
B     E
Horrible

[Verse]
Am
Montage of the potato
               Em
In various situations
                                           B
Where you'd expect to see a prime minister

[Spoken part]
Am
What was in your montage?
What, Trump?
Em
What was in your montage?
*laughter*
Am
What was in your montage?
Also Trump
Em
Anyone got anything other than Trump?
No?

B                      E
That is the end of the story