D7       G
Stealing food, stealing food
        C           G
Stealing food, food, food
      C               D              G         G7
Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood
         C                  D
Though my friends say that I shouldn’t,
        G              E7
There is nothing that I wouldn’t steal.
Am    C     D     D/F# G
Food, food, food, food, food!!

[Verse]
     Em                    Am
I’m a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac
        B                                 Em
While my friends are having dinner is when I like to attack
     Am                    D                  G              E7
I say “look, what’s that behind you?” and they turn around to see
      Am                                D              D7
Then I finish what they’re eating, and I say “it wasn’t me.”

[Chorus]
D7       G
Stealing food, stealing food
        C           G
Stealing food, food, food
      C               D              G         G7
Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood
         C                  D
Food is so much more delicious
        G              E7
If my friends are all suspicious!
          Am    C     D     D/F# G
Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!

[Verse]
     Em                    Am
Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your appetite
        B                                 Em
Is to eat from your friends’ cupboards in the middle of the night
     Am                    D                  G              E7
But no matter if you’re tempted; you should never take the lot
      Am                                D              D7
Leave the packaging behind; remind them what they haven’t got.

[Chorus]
D7       G
Stealing food, stealing food
        C           G
Stealing food, food, food
      C               D              G         G7
When I risk it for a biscuit, then I’m in a good mood
         C                  D
It’s the best of all decisions
        G              E7
Going klepto on provisions
          Am    C     D     D/F# G
Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!

[Verse]
     Em                    Am
At the local supermarket, they’ve got food on every shelf
        B                                 Em
Simply hide it in your jumper, you can take it for yourself
     Am                D                  G           E7
If the camera doesn’t see you and you’re relatively quick
      Am                                      D              D7
You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick!

[Chorus]
D7       G
Stealing food, stealing food
        C           G
Stealing food, food, food
      C               D              G         G7
Run-awaying without paying puts me in a good mood
         C                  D
With my method tried and tested
        G              E7
I will never be arrested
          Am    C     D     D/F# G
Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!

[Verse]
     Em                    Am
On the A1(M) in Hatfield there’s a warehouse, yes that’s right!
        B                                 Em
Massive lorry-loads of food go in and out all day and night
     Am                D                  G           E7
If you’re clever with your timing and there’s ten of you at least
      Am                              D          D7
You’ll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast!

[Chorus]
D7       G
Stealing food, stealing food
        C           G
Stealing food, food, food
      C               D              G         G7
Jacking lorryloads from Sainsburys puts me in a good mood
         C                  D
Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing,
        G              E7
Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing
Am    C     D     D/F# G
Food, food, food, food, food!!

[Outro]
G
Pinch the peanuts
C
Nick the nik-naks
D
Take the tea-bags
G
Burgle the beef burgers
G
Grab the grape juice
C
Rob the rice cakes
D
Heist the hobnobs
G
Volez les vols-au-vons
G
Lift the lurpack
C
Snatch the snack-a-jacks
D
Jack the Jaffa cakes
G
Pick up the penguins
G
Yoink the yum-yums
C
Swipe the sweeties
D        D7   G   C  D     G
Steeeeeealing fooooood!!!!