Last night I got off work a little early
On my way home I stopped to get a quick one at the bar
I parked out back where I could get turn service
And in the car right next to me my wife was where she shouldn't be

So J Tyler Rosenthal please help me if you can
I just got to get my little boy out of her hands
She can't love us very much if she would be untrue
So J Tyler Rosenthal I'm depending on you

I could tell they didn't see me so I watched them
I trembled when I saw her burning with desire
I read her lips when she whispered I need you
That's when I quickly drove away and sir that's why I'm here today

So J Tyler Rosenthal please help me if you can...