Em  C  D  Em  G  C  D  G

G                C
I know I may not look like much
D                           Em
Guess the years have been a little rough
G                         C
I'm not worried, no, I've got it planned
D               G
I wanna be your one night stand

G                   C
We'll check in to a dive motel
D                         Em
The carpet's worn and the curtains smell
G             C
TV's old, wallpaper bland
D               G
I wanna be your one night stand

Em            C                 G      D
Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine
Em         C                 Cmaj7 C Bm Am
Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign

G                 C
You don't have to meet my folks
D                        Em
I won't bore you with my stupid jokes
G                 C
Just a guy with a minivan
D               G
I wanna be your one night stand

Em            C                 G       D
Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine
Em         C                 Cmaj7 C Bm Am D
Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign

G                   C
So, let's leave the kids at home
D                               Em
You wear that blouse, I'll wear cheap cologne
G              C
Throw away our wedding bands
D               G
I wanna be your one night stand