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Lyrics:
[spoken played in Em]
Ooh, Alexandra Wallace
Damn girl, you so feisty
You so feisty they should call you
Alexandra the Great Wallace
Now don't pretend I didn't see you watch me
Talk on my phone yesterday, all sexy
Ching chong wing wong
Baby it's all just code
It's the way I tell the ladies it's time to get funky

[sung]
Em
I hope one day you can meet my
G
Mother, my brothers, sisters, grandmothers,
C
grandpas, and cousins
Am
Ooh oh
Em
'Cause what they're really doing on those Friday nights
G
Is showing me how to cook and dress,
Am
'Cause baby I wanna take you out
    C
And blow your freakin' mind

D                  Am                                
And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby 
  C    Am
blue eyes
D                                Am
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big 
brain to
C                        Am
Spend all night studying polisci
Am
I pick up my phone and say

G
Ching chong, it means I love you
D
Ling long, I really want you
Am                                         C
Ting tong, I don't actually know what that means
G
Ching chong, it's never ending
D
Ling long, my head is spinning
Am                                    C
Ting tong, still don't know what that means

[Spoken]
Em
Ooh Alex, I just wanna take my phone out and talk dirty
 to you all day long
But I know you're busy cramming all those big hard 
theories and arguments.

[Sung]
Em
You ain't that polite,
G                                           C
nice American girl your momma raised you to be
Am                     Em
So when you reach that epiphany--
                       G
--Wait, are you freakin' kiddin' me?
                        Am
If you have an epiphany every single time you study 
that means you're
                         C
probably doin' something wrong--
                          D
But I like it when you're wrong

D                  Am                                
And underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby 
  C    Am
blue eyes, ohh oh
D                                Am
I know there's a lot of pain and hurt for such a big 
brain to
C                         Am
Spend all night studying polisci
Am
I pick up my phone and say

G
Ching chong, it means I love you
D
Ling long, I really want you
Am                                         C
Ting tong, I really don't know what that means
G
Ching chong, it's never ending
D
Ling long, my head is spinning
Am                                    C
Ting tong, still don't know what that means

[Spoken, chorus continues in background]
It's alright, Alexandra, I know you know nothin' bout 
tsunamis
I just wanna make sure you know it's not a type of 
sushi
And I came here to say that I'm actually Chinese, and 
that's a whole 'nother country
And it's bigger...yeah, way bigger.
But when it comes to love, Alex, there are no 
boundaries

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Outro