G             C         G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
                               D          D7
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
       G                   C     G
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
                    D          G
It's time to take my drunk ass home


[Verse 1]
        D
Well, I worked all week
   C            G
So I could come here
                                 D
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
                         C            G
But one turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20
                              D
And 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many


[Chorus]
       G             C         G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
                               D           D7
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
       G                   C     G
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
                    D          G
It's time to take my drunk ass home


[Verse 2]
          D               C          G
Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
                                              D
I can’t find my keys for all this parking lot dirt
                    C            G
My fall back plan, has done got sad
                                D
'Cause my ex-girlfriend aren’t looking half bad


[Chorus]
       G             C         G
It's time to take my drunk ass home
                               D           D7
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
       G                   C     G
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
                    D          G
It's time to take my drunk ass home

"Help me up, aww, put me back down, put me back down"


[Verse 3]
C
I sucker punched my best friend
        G                                           A
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
                                   D
I, I look like hell, I feel like shit
                    E
I think it’s time I call it quits


[Chorus]
     A               D         A
It's time to take my drunk ass home
                               E          E7
I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone
       A                   D     A
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
                     E         A
It's time to take my drunk ass home


[Verse 4]
           A               D         A
Yeah, it’s time to take my drunk ass home
                             E           E7
I twisted up my ankle, can’t find my cell phone
         A                      D       A
Yeah, my lips all busted and my buzz is gone
                     E         A
It's time to take my drunk ass home
   A                 D
If y'all agree, then sing along
     A                E     D   E   A
It's time to take, my drunk ass home