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You're having tea with Graham Greene in a colored costume of your choice 
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And you'll be held in high esteem if you're seen in between 
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Stiffly holding umbrellas catching the fellows making the toast 
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To the civil servant Carruthers making the others worser than most 

You're making small talk now with the Queen and the elegant ladies in waiting 
You're very nervous they can all tell pretty well they can tell 
So save yourselves for the hounds of hell they can have you all to themselves 
Since the fashion now is to give away all the things you love so well 

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Welcome back to Chipping and Sodbury, you can have another chance 
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It must all seem like second nature chopping down the people where they stand 

According to the latest score Mr. Enoch Powell is a falling star 
So in future please bear in mind don't see clear don't see far 
When the average social director mistook a passenger for the conductor 
So shocking see the old Church of E looking down on you and me 

Welcome Back...