G                   C
No one here likes you

Go away
C       Em
Get a clue
                 Em       D
Go back to your fucking zoo
        C              G
Or whatever it is you do

[Verse]
G             C
I don't know why
                             Em
I don't like what's in your eyes
                            D
And I'd love to split 'em wide

[Chorus]
G             C
I could pretend
C                       Em
Dude, can't you understand
D                  G
I hate you, my friend

[Bridge]
C                       Em
And some call it obsession
C                       Em
And some call it pure hate
C                        Em
And others call it pathetic
D                    D
But some totally relate

[Verse]
G                  C
I'd rather go to hell
                                   Em
Than shake your hand or wish you well
                       D
In case you couldn't tell

[Verse]
G                           C
Go ahead boy drink your drink
C                       Em
Go ahead boy do your thing
Em                          D
Can you live knowing the words to every song I sing

[Chorus]
G             C
I could pretend
C                       Em
Dude, can't you understand
D                   G
I hate you, my friend

[Bridge]
C                       Em
And some call it obsession
C                       Em
And some call it pure hate
C                        Em
And others call it pathetic
D                    D
But some totally relate

[Pre-Chorus]
G                   C
No one here likes you

Go away
C       Em
Get a clue
                 Em       D
Go back to your fucking zoo
        C              G
Or whatever it is you do

[Chorus]
G             C
I could pretend
C                       Em
Dude, can't you understand
D                   G
I hate you, my friend

[Outro]
D                   G
I hate you, my friend
Dm                  G
I hate you, my friend