G                                 C                 G
Just bought me a great long ticket, gonna use it at 4 PM 
    D                                                G
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
                                C              G 
You thought you little romance was on the strict QT 
          D                                  G
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD

[Verse]
          C                  G
I won't be around to hear you cry 
         C               G
I'm Texas bound and by and by
         G                        C         G 
You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery 
           D                               G
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD 
 
[Verse]
N.C.
Well there's gona come a day GAL 
        C                G
When you'll be feeling blue
        D           
You'll find that you can't pay your bills
                   G
With alittle old IOU
                               C        G
That dynamite your messing with may be T N T
           D                               G
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD 

[Verse]
     C
No need to fall, down on your knees
                    G   D
Cause I know all my ABC&65533s
  G                           C       G
Ain't no collage profresses ain't got no PHD
            D                             G
So if you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD