La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

Everybody knows that horses are better
You look good, but horses are better
History shows that horses are better (I agree with this statement)
You might come close, but horses are better (woo-hoo, you)

Look, if I was a human, I would wish to be a horse too
It's okay, you can admit, everyone wants to be a horse
It's just the best animal

I used to think that humans are better (I mean, I'm a human)
But now I know horses are better (yeehaw)
I used to think that humans are better (but get what?)
Now I know that horses are better (yeehaw)

Can you jump like this? (No, I can't)
Can you run like this? (No, I can't)
Can you stand like this? (No, I can't)
Can you run like this? (Yeah, no, I can't)

When I walked on the field, it's the horses I see (I, I)
Driving in a car, that could never be me
And when I walk in the street, it's the horses I see (I, I)
We don't need technology, we need the horse therapy (grr)

Everybody knows that horses are better (just repeat after me)
You look good, but horses are better (I admit)
History shows that horses are better (that's just what it is)
You might come close, but horses are better (yeehaw)

La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (hey)
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

I like to ride on a field of grass
And I like to eat all the hay (hey, hey, hey)
I like to run on a field of grass
And I like to eat all the hay

We want some more horsepower (more horsepower)
We want some more horsepower (more horsepower)
We want some more horsepower (more horsepower)
Yes, bring the horse-girls

I come from a small town with a lot of horse-girls
Twenty-seven years, living in a horse world
I come from a small town with a lot of horse-girls
Twenty-seven years, living in a horse world
I come from a small town with a lot of horse-girls
Twenty-seven years, living in a horse world
I come from a small town with a lot of horse-girls
Twenty-seven years, living in a hor—

Yes, this is more like it
This is more my style
It's like that farmcore
This is hardcore, hardcore
The shit that we live for
Well done