E       E5     E     A        E        E        E5   
The professor sadly scratched himself finished the 
  E       A        E
rest of his cold coffee
C#m                  A        E E5 E           C#m   
Felt someone walking over his grave said "I've gotta 
                A        E E5 E
get out of this draughty old place"
E       E5     E     A        E             C#m   
Or maybe somewhere a black hole met another waltzed 
                    A        E E5 E
together and span away from each other
E       E5     E                  A        E    E5 E 
Clasped hands for a moment in the empty gymnasium 
                C#m                   A        E E5 E
their shoes scrape tapping in time to a song older than
 'em

[Pre Chorus]
C#m                      F#
He said "God what have I done?"
           A      E          A            E
And was it all predetermined all meant to be
       A            E      F#
if you give me more time I swear I'll believe
        A           E            A            E
give up all of that quantum shit spend all my days
A             E             F#
spreading the good word and singing your praise

[Chorus]
A   E  A    E A   E
ah ha yes sir that's right
F#
glory hallelujah
 A    E        F#
glory hallelujah

[Verse]
E                    A    E    E5     E   C#m        
The wind made little hurricanes with the debris in 
                 A        E     E5     E
the carpark of the driving range
E     E5     E          A      E    E5     E   C#m
As we have another sip another toke counsellor says 
             A        E     E5     E
we're on a slippery slope

[Pre Chorus]
C#m          F#               A              E       
last night I dreamed we were running for our lives 
   A             E
from robots in the jungle
    A              E           F#
helicopters in the sky but the ground opened up
A        E         A        E         A        E     
couldn't save her, couldn't save her, couldn't save 
   F#
her again

[Chorus]
A     E  A    E   A    E   F#         A    E  A    E 
oh no no sir not this time glory hallelujah
A    E

A    E  A    E A    E A    E  A    F#
glory hallelujah glory hallelujah

[Pre Chorus]
C#m                  F#
Oh God what have you done?"
           A         E       A            E
And was it all predetermined all meant to be
       A            E      F#
if you give us her back I still won't believe
        A           E   A   E       A            E
but I might give up drinking ... so much
       F#
we'll just have to wait and see

[Chorus]
           A     E    A    E
glory hallelujah
           A     E    A    E
glory hallelujah