G#      Adim       Bbm
If all the world's a stage,
     Bbm       Eb+      Abm  Ab     F7
Then you're my favorite actress
                    Bbm
If all of life's a game,
   Bbm       Eb      G#dim G#    Cm/G
I sure could use the practice (exhale)
Db                      Cm   Bbm
I wouldn't call this a love song

[Chorus]          
            G#/Eb       Fm            Cm  Db
You want me pounding on the church doors,
Eb/G         G#           E+   Fm
Singing from a street light
            Cm            Db            Eb/G    G#
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore,
Bbm      Cm       Db
You want Hollywood,
     Eb           G#
And this is real life
          G#/Eb          Fm            Cm   Db
I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain,
        Eb/G           G#
I say I loved you from the first
   E+   Fm
Time I saw you
       Cm     Db                Eb/G    G#
It's a sure fire way to get your heart to break,
Bbm    Cm      Db
That's Hollywood,
    Eb            G#
And this is real life
         Bbm   Cm   Db
You want Hollywood

[Verse]
G#            Adim       Bbm
   If all the world's a stage,
Eb                          G#
   Then you're my favorite actress
F7                    Bbm
   If all of life's a game,
Eb                      G#dim  G#
   I sure could use the practice
  Bbm                      Bbm/G#   Eb
Oh, I wouldn't call this a love song
            G#/Eb       Fm            Cm  Db
You want me pounding on the church doors,
Eb/G         G#           E+   Fm
Singing from a street light
            Cm            Db            Eb/G    G#
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore,
Bbm      Cm       Db
You want Hollywood,
     Eb           G#
And this is real life
          G#/Eb          Fm            Cm   Db
I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain,
        Eb/G           G#
I say I loved you from the first
   E+   Fm
Time I saw you
       Cm     Db                Eb/G    G#
It's a sure fire way to get your heart to break,
Bbm    Cm      Db
That's Hollywood,
    Eb            G#
And this is real life
         Bbm   Cm   Db
You want Hollywood,
                 G#
And this is real life

[Instrumental]
G#/Eb   Fm
Cm      Db
Eb/G    G#
E+      Fm
Cm      Db
Eb/G    G#
Bbm     Cm     Db     Eb     G#

[Chorus]
            G#/Eb       Fm            Cm  Db
You want me pounding on the church doors,
Eb/G         G#           E+   Fm
Singing from a street light
            Cm            Db            Eb/G    G#
Oh it's the kind of love that doesn't exist anymore,
Bbm      Cm       Db
You want Hollywood,
     Eb           G#
And this is real life
          G#/Eb          Fm            Cm   Db
I want to kiss to you in the pouring rain,
        Eb/G           G#
I say I loved you from the first
   E+   Fm
Time I saw you
       Cm     Db                Eb/G    G#
It's a sure fire way to get your heart to break,
Bbm    Cm      Db
That's Hollywood,
    Eb            G#
And this is real life
         Bbm   Cm   Db
You want Hollywood,
                    G#
And this is real life