Intro: 
A x4  D x4  A x4 D x4


      A                                         D
Well, I bet you thought that I forgot about our deal
           A
But I am a man of my word, though they be strange and absurd
         D
I'm just trying to keep it real.
      A
And I know I lost the bet, but I haven't lost you yet
       D                                                G
and if drinking lemonade for the rest of our days would save you
           E               
you know I would do... it. 


Repeat intro. 


         A
Remember Regina and Sara and cereal bowls
    D
and wearing our hats even when it's not cold. 
     A
I'll never relate to your city peeps
         D
'cause I do most of my thuggin' on suburban streets. 
      G                 E                  A
I get terrified but I'm fine when I'm with you. 


Repeat Intro Riff


           G                            D
You should know that I love it when you sing
        G                               D
but I'd love it even more if you'd stop hitting things. 
  G                D                    A   
Regardless, I'd be heartless without you. 


A x4 D x 4


       A                              D
Well I haven't yelled at someone in a pretty long time
    A                         D
the last time that I did I regretted it I-I-I-I
A                                D
can't wait 'til senior year when I will live in constant fear.
              A                       
'cause you'll act like a zombie and slobber all on me.
    D                                               G
You know that I hate it but I wouldn't trade it for any 
        E            
asshole you don't like. 


            G                      E           
Yeah you're stuck with me for the rest of our afterlives.